Apr 2, 2010
Remember when Tom Cruise & Penélope Cruz were a thing?
Posted by
Ben
at
6:46 PM
Oh yeah. That happened.
But just because it really happened doesn't mean it makes any logical sense. It's like thinking about the Holocaust--I mean, you know it happened (unless you're one of those Holocaust deniers, but I don't think you are), even though it's nearly impossible to rationally conceptualize. Did I just compare the pairing of Cruise/Cruz to the single most devastating event of the 20th Century? Yes.
I mean, why on earth would this honest-to-God Spanish goddess ("it's French for goddess") and future Oscar® winner canoodle with that Oprah®-freak-outter? Look at Oprah®’s face!
(A Google search for Tom Cruise+crazy yields 1.75 million results, while Oprah+crazy turns up over 3 million. It's all relative.)
The world sure was a different place back in 2000-early 2004.
This now concludes your random thought of the day!
Not quite! I would totally have a threesome with any two of the following three:
Also, according to this "news" report, Cruz apparently went on to make a movie called Sahara. Story developing...
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